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If you ever doubted that "No Child Left Behind" was just a feel-good slogan, here's some evidence (thanks to the ten-year-olds who were answering second-grade questions on Jeff Foxworthy's new game show).

• What word can mean a device used for finding directions, or one used for drawing circles? Three of the five "classmate" children spelled their ( Read more... )

I overheard this exchange on the game show "Blockbusters" today; the contestant apparently needs to study classical music and spelling...

HOST: What "V" composed the operas Rigoletto and La Triviata?
CONTESTANT: Ummm...Wagner?

Just saw this clip on YouTube; it's pretty good technically speaking, but I wonder what the animator was thinking when he drew it.

We all live in a capital...wait a minute!

Actual question from an episode of Match Game '77 that aired on the Game Show Network last night:

Dumb Dora is so dumb, she sent her cultured pearls to ____.Contestant's answer: "school ( Read more... )

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(Warning: if you haven't watched TV in the United States over the last ten years, you probably won't understand this. Please accept my apology.)

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